verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

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rad-pax-personal:

Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice voice* oh no.. 

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forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

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theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

y’all think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

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snorlaxatives:

shootingstarm:

snorlaxatives:

does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

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I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.

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mollaythesassay:

You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore

mollaythesassay:

You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore

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darksideoftheshroom:

!!! its so littttttleee!!!!

darksideoftheshroom:

!!! its so littttttleee!!!!

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lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

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